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Man who enjoys saying ‘if you don’t like it, leave!’ furious when migrants take that exact advice to come here (newsthump.com)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is there a name for this kind of phrase? Especially when there really is no option and the person saying it is just being a dickhead?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Just shuffling cards.

Not arguments: slogans.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I guess he should've specified where to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Chuck McGill?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You’ll always be slippin’ jimmy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

There’s some chicanery here

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

according to the hard of thinking today.

That's a good one.