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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This is a large driving force behind my ever developing depression

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

When you realize the world isn't worth saving due to 10% of the populace controlling the fate of the other 90%

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Idk, sounds like the world is at least 90% worth saving to me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Me @27 IT is boring and the wages suck, I lack human empathy so I'll try Defense Contracting

Me @36 Well the money is great, but the risk of Engineers spilling national security secrets every day is stressful AF.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s easy, just pre-emptively fire any engineers who play world of tanks or war thunder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I actually have a multiple choice question on my General User training that goes something like:

If someone attempts to elicit classified information from you, and a heated argument erupts, what action should you take?

A) Inform Company Security of the event

B) Provide a non-answer and defer or distract from the current line of questioning

C) Prove them wrong by giving them the classified information

D) A & B

So far no one has chosen C, thankfully.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You need "if you play a computer game and find they have technical details of a weapon system incorrect, what action should you take"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

If it’s to your benefit, say nothing. But if it nerfs something you use then you have a duty to fix their mistake! Those national defence people will understand.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My coworkers laugh at me because I want a PhD so I can have the title of Dr. They think it's ridiculous. Now I HAVE to get a PhD. The hunt for suitable and affordable master's programs is tough. 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it is ridiculous, unless you live in one of the few countries where the title gets you special treatment. You're clearly not in such a country as you're talking about the cost

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I wouldn't want special treatment for it though. Like, I want the title and satisfaction it would bring. A PhD is a huge achievement and I would be getting the degree to better myself. I want to accomplish great things for myself and myself alone. I'm also in IT, so a PhD would only help me in my career if I wanted to go into academia.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I once had a guy at the local science museum tell me that attempting a PhD will either give you a mental illness or alcoholism.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My anxiety became worse after I joined PhD. I started having panic attacks. I am glad I decided to drop out. After dropping out, I found that I had BPD. So turns out I already had mental illness and PhD just made it worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

BPD or PhD, close enough

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I already had mental illness before I started!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Huh. Maybe I should put this ADHD to good use and get a PhD.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I have ADHD and finishing my PhD right now. My doctoral supervisor practically gave me free rein and I was able to let my creativity run free. This resulted in a new method in the field of ML that we now even have patented. But let me tell you, everything around it was hell. The teaching was exhausting, the lectures were exhausting and the publishing was exhausting. I'm glad it's over, all those boring tasks are really getting on my nerves and I'm looking forward to working in the industry soon. So if you really consider this, don't rush this decision.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That's dope as hell! ML is already my hobby. Perhaps there is hope yet. Would love to read that paper when it's finished! Haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You can try. At least with ADHD you have creativity and hyperfocus. That might help. :-)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Terrible take. You will get both, and a caffeine addiction

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Pfft I got all three and I’m a college dropout. You mean to tell me I should have a PhD by now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Nah, I already got a caffeine addiction from the GCSEs.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Me currently starting my 30s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Hey it's a start.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I learned my lesson after completing my master's.

It's all a scam based on pre-existing connections with the right socio-economic circles. I won't be here to see it, but hopefully the next iteration of human society will be less regressive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is master's degree common in the West?

Bachelor's degree is much more common where I'm from. After that people are usually keen to get a job and start earning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's almost impossible to find a job as a graduate even with a master's degree. The industry has gone to shit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

My wife, with a PhD applying for jobs 15 years ago:
"You're stupidly over-qualified for this entry-level job, we fear that you will leave us as soon as you get a better offer."
or
"You have the qualifications for his role, but you lack previous experience."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's becoming far more common, yes. I'm not really sure what all of these people are doing with master's degrees nowadays. But at least in the US, a master's degree seems to be the new bachelor's degree. Higher education is all a racket.

Granted, I do say this as someone with a master's degree. My master's degree actually was incredibly useful to me though and not something pointless like underwater basket weaving. Mine helped me make a healthy wage (at the expense of student loan debt, but it all works out).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with underwater basket weaving?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Nothing as a hobby. Good luck making a good amount money off of it though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's definitely somewhat common. Teachers in my state generally get one as part of the certification process. Management, especially middle or upper level can have an MBA. Some student athletes get them depending on how their scholarship eligibility works out. There was also a surge of masters degrees in the 08 recession, due to people avoiding the bad job market.

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