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Anon gets drunk at the movies (feddit.de)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

In fairness I did watch a movie in a disney cinema once that actually had a bar, drinking my long island iced tea during the movie was a great experience.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (11 children)

That last sentence. What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

Is this your first day on the internet or something

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

That was a good read.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

After the "Quiet on Set" drop, and Nickelodeon not being nearly as wealthy, anon probably has a good point about Jessica Rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Probably was just mad he was't sharing. Why else would he sit next to him?

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Dude has a point though. In cinemas in the Netherlands you can just buy big ass beer bottles anyway so what's the bfd

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Americans and their Puritan BS.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We have movie theaters here in the US that let you buy and drink alcohol too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Alamo Drafthouse is the superior movie watching experience. Also if that dad talked to you like OP, you could get him kicked out!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I won’t even watch a movie out anymore if I can’t have a beer or three in the theater :p