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I'd still prefer this to one made of thin metal with one of the tines slightly bent
sheer-agony/10
I hate it. It should be melted down for scrap
It looks interesting but I'd be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.
10/10 as a weird collectible
0/10 as an eating utensil
4/10 as a back scratcher.
I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.
Looks like one i made in blender
The one in the kitchen I assume
The one for making 3-d models
Why are you making 3d models in the kitchen? Use a computer program for that.
Good suggestion, but I like making models in my kitchen
Then I suggest printing with bananas.
https://www.engadget.com/2014-11-21-3d-print-mashed-bananas.html?guccounter=1
Sensory adventure 12/10
^fork^
What is this a fork for ants?!
Knork/10
That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.
I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.
You're correct though.
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)
I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.
Looks like a fork to me.
Looks like one of those little seafood forks
I fucking hate this fork
Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.
Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.
That fork is doing the best it can
What the fork?
Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.
Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey
It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.
Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)
But how do you consume your moloko?
Use chopsticks?
Want
What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.
Pickles!!
I guess but I wouldn't want that in my mouth.
What's wrong with pickles?
everything
jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.
Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.
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