Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?
Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.
-a friend today
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Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes
Eh you don't technically have to
The other options are worse so I do kind of have to
Only if you get caught
See, you know what's up. Ez pz.
No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.
This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.
And a period, thank you
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we are all just our parents' cum socks
uhh i think thats sexual assault