What is Unjabbed?
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
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Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can't exist in our cold, imperfect reality.
Single? Shocking!
Damaged? In the brain, surely.
If this is the best humanity can do, then we are doomed and cursed.
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I'd say these people need Jesus... but they'd shoot Jesus for trespassing.
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"… or with parental consent."
Jfc I didn't even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.
Yeah that made me physically shudder.
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w/m? Woman man? With man?
Edit: my guess are funnier
To paraphrase Serenity,
“Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”
Ahahahahah. I'm here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.
Oof, talking about taking one for the team.. Your service is much appreciated. 🫡
Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That's why they are Nazis. Take it from me.
I don't understand the .. two periods thing. What do people think it means?
Think he was going for an ellipsis but has never seen silicon valley lol
I'm pretty sure that if he actually went Grizzly Adams he'd die, but the thought of him being out in the wilderness and off the internet is strangely appealing.
Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?
It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.
That's why I didn't edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.
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Only an @aol.com would have been better.
I regularly see roadrunner and earthlink emails as well as AOL at my job.
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"I'm real." Obviously, he sounds too good to be true...
Please tell me this is fake.
Negatory.
This guy has a breeding kink and decided to post it on FB.
Shooters shoot their shot
It’s not a kink if you believe God told you to do it.
Then it’s just a cult.
A sad cult with one member
or with parental consent.
Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.
At 53 at that. Ugh.
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That's mudblood talk.
He prefers a woman who is "damaged" because he thinks she'll put up with being treated like a broodmare.
Let's not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he'd prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.
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As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.
53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?
Excuse me while I go and vomit.
Yeah, I'm getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf'r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.
I genuinely don’t understand this thinking. The idea of partnering with someone who doesn’t share a similar life experience sounds difficult and frustrating.
I get that they’re not looking to partner with anyone and that’s the point.
Possibly younger with parental consent!
Wonder how young it can be by Texas laws, but also don't want to look it up and be put on a watchlist.
According to Wikipedia, Texas doesn't have a "with parental consent" law. If he's 53, she's gotta be 17 or older. They wouldn't be able to get married until she turned 18.
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If you’re not trying to help someone get an abortion or gender-affirming care, you’re probably safe. Those are the real issues! (Sarcastic, if not clear, and referencing the absurd reporting websites some states have set up)
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