Least depraved mormon
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).
What are all the balls in the sky?
Mormon reward planets, I assume.
They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.
For those unaware, this is not a joke
Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.
Dunno but that family caught 2 of em in her shirt
"Why, Maureen... You've... Enhanced yourself."
I'll ignore the temple, but I won't ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon
Damn! Boy already got some.
Should I ignore the groping too?
Good Christian Wives don't mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️
It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.
The future is Anor Londo, apparently
Poor kid only has arm to suck on since Dad bogarted the boobage
I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?
Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.
I've never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.
If it's one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you'll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they're already pretty ok with that.
I think it's probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can't seem to keep his hand off
May Jesus's love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty
Future lookin pretty bright.
It's all those heavenly orbs.