this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I can feel them judging me from here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Something something bury that bone

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Bobby's mum and dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

From their POV: you are their bitch now!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

They have judged, and found you lacking.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They disapprove, what have you done?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Didn't climb up the wall to pet them?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Must be that. You monster!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

More like puppy toms I'll say :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you have food? Those looks say 'he has food'

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My roommate was cooking at the time, so yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Hahaha called it