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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

“They’re not sending their Ivankas, that’s for sure.”

LOL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

This is beautiful. The Onion rocks.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good thing I saw this was The Onion. I was having a hard time believing that Trump knows/remembers he has a son named Eric.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I guarantee he calls them both by wrong name all the time

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Boy, I'm eating a lot of onions lately.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

It’s really hard to tell the difference between the onion and reality. I think maybe I died in 2020 and this is actually hell.