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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is a "distro"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Similar to a "bistro", except it's not a small restaurant, but it's quite large. The prices are still moderate though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I heard they are free tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Please share where there is free food, I'd gladly visit that place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What does rm -rf /

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It cleans your PC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What does man touch do?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It does the opposite of a woman touch.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  • ~how do i use cp~
  • ~how do i kill all children of a parent~
  • ~how do i remove orphans~
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  • The creepy pedo command can be used on any file, except PDF.

Regarding the rest, I think I have to call 911.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why is Windows playing nice with Linux nowadays?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

What do you mean by nice, it doesn't play nice at all, check all the "😭😭😭 Windows update broke GRUB" threads.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's a fork?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's an eating utensil.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How is Android a "fork" of Linux then?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Linux is an eating ustensil for Android... I don't get the confusin.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

So I eat android with Linux? Sounds about right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This post and your replies are amazing.

How can I Linux?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's the effect of having rust in the kernel?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You have to disassemble it, clean the rust, assemble it back and put some extra oil in it so it doesn't get rusty again.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

The code is less readable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How many boot loaders do I need to boot the loader?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

To boot the load, you only need one bootloader, and that is your prostate. Have no idea how women boot the load.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What does the X stand for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

X is short for X-Rated. No person under the age of 18 is supposed to use X. Of course, this doesn't mean that there are no documented cases of minors using X, which has seriously affected their mental health.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And what about the X in Linux?

Come to think of it, what does Linux stand for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Linus Is Nuts, Use X.

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