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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Suddenly he woke from napping,

Walked across my chamber tapping,

Hopped upon my knees to purr,

Can I has cheeseburger?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

To window sill, and down he jumped,

I watched in awe, his awesome stunt,

He looked me down, and suddenly spoke:

“I might be a pussy, but you’re a big cunt!”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a stretch and strutter,

In there stepped a stately kittem of the saintly days of yore;

    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

    But, with mien of lord or lady, walked across my bedroom floor—

Laid inside the smallest boxshape, there upon my bedroom floor—

            laid and napped, and nothing more

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m a new cat owner and have learned the meaning of persistence from the beast in my home.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Just remember that cats don’t really learn from negative reinforcement. You’ve got to reward the behaviors you want from them with treats. They don’t have the cognition to associate punishment with the action they were just doing, they only see it as an attack of some kind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Good to know thank you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Also, if they're repeatedly getting up on areas you don't want them to, it probably means they don't have enough perches they are allowed up on in the area. Cat's naturally like to perch to observe their territory. If they're getting up on the kitchen table for instance, put perches or even a whole cat tree near it. Eventually they'll learn to use the new perch instead of the table, sometimes even naturally if the perch is higher and more comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Tell that to Garfield, that piece of work has been kicking Odie off the table since 1978.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well since my cat runs away whenever I come near after he has done something bad and doesn't want to get sprayed by the spray bottle, I think he is just intentionally an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Some cats absolutely understand rules they just don't give a shit. Some of them also understand the concept of getting caught they just don't expect or understand consequences. At most they will try to hide what they are doing (like hiding in the sink when being on the kitchen counter is illegal for cats in my household) but they will show no remorse. Smartest cat I ever had just waited until I wasn't home to do all the shit that wasn't allowed.