Conservatives

Actually: Loser who will be going to jail and'll have a criminal record for rest of their working life. Maybe you'll hire him tho, since you like him so much. Oh, remember, he's a liberal so he expect at least $30 an hour, plenty of time off for mental health breaks, and he needs to be able to work from home so he can play minecraft while working.

So ya gonna hire him? Come on man, support the cause! You can do it! You should set up a gofund for him to. Just a couple of your paychecks to him. Come on... you know you should...