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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I think it's a little higher than half.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you are telling me that if we combine every scene where he says motherfucker we have half a movie?

I would watch him saying motherfucker for 2 hours straight.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's probably up on YouTube already

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's called having a personal brand, sweaty.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I am sure they have cooled off by the time they posted this XD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

nobody does it better

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

156 movies!? That’s like 3 per year since the ‘70s! That motherfucker works hard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And he only started working in the late 80s. And only then very infrequently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And you're telling me that around 50.7 % of everything he said was the word "Motherfucker"? Somehow I can't believe that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, he didn't say that amount per movie but in all of his movies, so it's actually a very low percentage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ah, thanks. I missed a "per movie".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

But how much money did he make with the word "the"?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I am sick of these motherfking posts on this motherfking thread

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

using a backslash before the asterisk will prevent the markdown interpreting it

I am sick of these motherf*cking posts on this motherf*cking thread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

motherf**cking thanks

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Markdown moment

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Aye, but that is only the best take. He has said many more words than that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

James Lipton interviewed him once for Inside the Actors Studio. You'll never guess what Jackson's favorite curse word is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

No worries mate, I don't understand either why they don't mention him by his full name, Samuel Leroy Jackson.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

is there a theydidthemath community on lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I found it! of course it's dead though.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

Samuel L. Jackson. The L stands for motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why that successful li'l mtherfcker.

In Canadian and European magazines, if they are quoting someone and they used the word "fuck," then they just print it as "fuck." But in the U.S. they still print it as "fck." Nobody would guess what word they really had said. Because in America we're still too puritanical to accept that "fck" means "fuck."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What about c*m, s*men and p*ssyhole? I'm just asking questions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm all for them! I just wish we could be adults in America and actually say, Cum semen and pussyhole (and fuck) without having to put these thingies *** in the middle. These thingies *** look like little assholes anyway. Won't someone please think of the children, and just print fuck if you mean "fuck?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're right; they do like like tiny, pitch-black anuses, don't they.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or they could be tiny spiders! EEEEEEEK!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Lucky motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I would argue the value distribution is not even tho. Im sure his iconic "motherfucker" and the movies in which he used it have contributed disproportionally more to this success. 🤓

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

NGL when I watched the Robocop remakes I was waiting for him to get mad and say it and I was disappointed every time his scenes ended until finally on the last one he did it, I was excited to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Your showing your confirmatuon bias. Marvel earnings weigh heavily in his total box office haul and he didnt swear in any of them. I think we're gonna need more graphs, to really get to the true value of the motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would he have been cast for his Marvel role if he never said “motherfucker” in previous iconic roles? It’s impossible to detangle the impact of motherfucker from his success. If we could quantify the value of every word prior to his first on-screen motherfucker, and compare with his post-motherfucker value-per-word that might help support the hypothesis that motherfuckers are worth more.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Couldn't have said it better myself motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

He got a "motherfu-" in infinity war