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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

almost easy with a boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Creep with a boner

For those about to rock with a boner

Look what you made me do with a boner

Great balls of fire with a boner

You really got me with a boner

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

DEgITx - The lands are waiting with a boner

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Hall and Oates, You Make My Dreams Come True with a Boner

Hall and Oates, Rich Girl with a Boner

Jamiroquai, You Give Me Something with A Boner

The Flamingos, I Only Have Eyes for You with a Boner

Ella Fitzgerald, Let's Do It with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I kissed a girl with a boner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner

Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner

Tupac: hit em up with a boner

Brand New: sic transit Gloria...glory fades with a boner

Sum 41: in too deep with a boner

Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner

CCR: born on the bayou with a boner

Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner

Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner

The get up kids: coming clean with a boner

Alesana: the artist with a boner

Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner

Nirvana: come as you are with a boner

Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner

J Cole: middle child with a boner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Pappa don't preach with a boner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Lying is the most fun a girl can have with a boner

Thanks Panic! at the Disco

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun with a Boner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Chronic wasting disease with a boner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

TOOL - "Hooker with a Penis with a Boner" This would be the single from their comeback album after a 30yr hiatus....same message as the first but, well, on Blue Chew.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
  • PEGGY - Villains aren't born (they're made) with a boner
  • Neil Patrick Harris - A brand new day with a boner
  • Divide Music - Say my name with a boner
  • Sick Puppies - You're going down with a boner
  • Nate Wants To Battle - Phantom with a boner
  • In Flames - I am above with a boner
  • Dope - Die MF Die with a boner
  • Godsmack - I stand alone with a boner
  • Avenged Sevenfold - Hail to the King with a boner
  • Disturbed - Warrior with a boner
  • Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Sam Riegel - Your turn to roll with a boner

Not even picked to work well with this, that's just my Black Paladin Playlist for my D&D Char

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

50 Ways to leave your lover with a boner And I love her with a boner Another day in paradise with a boner Bad bad boy with a boner

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Video killed the radio star with a boner

Go all the way with a boner

A horse with no name with a boner

What I've done with a boner

Nobody's listening with a boner

Easier to run with a boner

Pushing me away with a boner

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Girls just want to have fun with a boner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

😈🍆🤯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Linkin Park: Hit the Floor with a boner

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Crawling with a boner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The Stranger in our Pictures With a Boner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Outhere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass With A Boner

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Breaking Benjamin - Torn in Two with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

That’s some good taste right there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

High Hopes with a boner

Keep your head up with a boner

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Are you using the boner to physically support your head, like a chin rest?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WITH A BONER

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Muse - Supermassive black hole with a boner

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Conversations with a boner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
  • I found a girl (with a boner)

  • Strangers (with a boner)

  • Strangle you (with a boner)

  • She was the one (with a boner)

  • Girlfriend (with a boner)

  • Dangerous (with a boner)

  • Breathe (with a boner)

  • Capybara (with a boner) :§

  • Perfectly out of place (with a boner)

  • Do it all again (with a boner)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Girlfriend in a coma (with a boner)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And now you're on a list

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Shakatak - Easier said than done (with a boner)

Chicago - Does anybody really know what time it is (with a boner)?

Audioslave - Show me how to live (with a boner)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Next - Too Close with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  • Chris De Burgh - A Spaceman Came Travelling With A Boner
  • Radiohead - A Wolf At The Door With A Boner
  • Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You With A Boner
  • Alan Walker - Alone With A Boner
  • Green Day - American Idiot With A Boner
  • Radiohead - Anyone Can Play Guitar With A Boner
  • Green Day - At The Library With A Boner
  • DEVO - Be Stiff With A Boner
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

DEVO - Be Stiff With A Boner

I probably would have gone with "Whip It With A Boner". But hey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Uncontrollable Urge with a boner

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Three days grace - Animal I have become with a boner

Blink-182 - Edging with a boner

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Wanker with a boner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

BIG GAY BALLS with a boner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

One last time with a boner

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Motörhead - God Was Never On Your Side With A Boner

HSB - Hunters Will Be Hunted With A Boner

Death - Flesh And The Power It Holds With A Boner

Death - Zombie Ritual With A Boner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Motörhead -- Love Me Like a Reptile with a Boner

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

please don't go with a boner

we will rock you with a boner

don't stand so close to me with a boner

nothing else matters with a boner

I'd do anything for love with a boner

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