The Onion

5895 readers

343 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

249

World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity (theonion.com)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

6 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 6 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Get with the times and take a 3d model.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I don’t want to seam Nihilist but this is probably a good thing. The film of the last Thylacine is a historical artefact and we can only wish for more records.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just get a tissue sample for the DNA. Bring them back once Capitalism is over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Can we really afford to lose Phobos though?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is why I can't watch nature documentaries anymore. "Here we have the cutest thing ever with its somehow cuter babies. With climate change, it will be dead soon."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

I watched one about Madagascar and at the end of it they said that none of the forests they filmed in exist anymore.