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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Living my dream.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I too wish to flee the earth at KMS speeds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I wish I could die alone in the vacuum of space.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Into that good night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

into the abyss of nothingness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Too bad I missed that ride

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Where no man has gone before . . . boldly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

To get the feel of this speed, it's about 10 minutes of driving on a clear freeway, in one second.

[OCD folks do your thing (sigh) and remember I'm one of you, but I am not trying to be exact, just giving the general feel of it.]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, sure, right now it's all about wanting to get out of here, but they'll come crawling back, looking for their creator so they can introduce their weird bald girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

It's a good Lemmy app too. Has nearly all the features my favorite reddit app had (Relay).

My only complaint is that the app makes unintentional taps too easy. On far too many occasions I accidentally go to a community or a user's profile when I'm trying to get to the comments. It would be nice to have a tablet mode too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

"Oh, looks like my battery is low. Having troubling hearing you. Hello? Oh well, bye..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Both of them!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The distances of both voyager probes from earth are actually decreasing at the moment due to Earth's position in its orbit around the sun. NASA link with their distances

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're still moving away, it's just that at the moment the earth is moving towards them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

“Come back asshole”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

On average Earth's location is close to the middle of the sun, so it's still accurate to say it's getting further away from earth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Thanks Mr. Voyager! Have a nice travel!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

yeeted by science

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For those who aren't used to thinking in km/s, this equates to 61,200 km/hour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

or 1,433,255 football fields per baseball game

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And if you're still confused by these units, it's moving about as fast as the NASDAQ.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but that's moving TOWARDS earth, lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Should tell this to that “gravity is weak” post

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

In an uncontrolled re-entry

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (4 children)

In freedom units that's fast as fuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

How does that just happen to be your username

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If by “freedom units” you mean football fields, that would be roughly 109,361.33 ff/s.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most Americans could probably use metric easily if they just remember a meter is about 180 5.56 NATO rounds wide. A kilometer is 111,111 9mm rounds.

Easy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

Why did you use communist units?

Use the .223 Remington round, which is the civilian version (i.e. freedom variant) of the 5.56 NATO round, and is what's generally used in the AR15.

I'll allow the 9mm because it's used by the FBI and many police departments, but a true patriot would use the .40 round, which is about the same size, just a little shorter, a little stockier, a little heavier, and a bit more gunpowder. So 98425 .40 rounds wide is one km, or round to 100k.

Use imperial rounds, not communist metric rounds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

109,361... that's fast AF, FFS!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The Space World uses km/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They forgot the (tm), i.e.; Freedom Units(tm)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

PepsiCo presents Freedom Units (TM)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It’s spelled Freedumb

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately, I don't live in the free world, I live in the "freedom" world. I have to convert km/h to as hell and km/s to as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Actually, in Freedom Units it's 2,040,000 blue whales per hour

Length of a blue whale: 30 meters 61,200 km / 0.03 km = 2,040,000

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I really feel like freedom units should be hotdogs per second.

It's cheating to use footlongs, btw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Hotdogs aren't standardized though. But I guess we could agree to use Kirkland Signature hotdogs, you know, the ones Costco sells for $1.50 + soda at the food court.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How many bald eagles, though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depends on your deep frying equipment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I hear the secret sauce on Big Macs actually contains some bald eagle (allegedly)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Nope. You're off by a power of 10 because 30 meters is 0.03 km.

So it's 2,040,000 blue whales per hour. ;)

But in terms of miles an hour? About 38,000. Or, as the crow flies, LA to New York in 3 minutes and 51 seconds. That's less time than it takes to listen to the hit Madonna song "4 Minutes."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

3 minutes and 51 seconds. That's less time than it takes to listen to the hit Madonna song "4 Minutes."

Unless we're talking the radio edit, of course. Otherwise, four minutes is also less time than 4 Minutes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Whoops, good catch. I definitely thought .03 and then just screwed it up anyway