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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't get this picture. Should it have a "I'm to busy to enjoy life" feeling or a "I struggle so much, I don't have a decent working place" feeling? I definitly don't read this as a success picture

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess he earns enough to keep getting that dent out of his hood?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wouldn't the sun be setting on that side?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I doubt he has that capability for reasoning, but nothing says that picture was taken at 5am. The text continues.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

TBF there might be more text like "I work to 8 PM"

Edit: oh that's what you say. Sorry I was really tired.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago

I used to work with him - he’s the CTO at a link-in-bio company, and yes, this is how he lives.

Fun fact. I used to hate myself and the work I was doing when working there, though the pay was good. I lasted four months

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Insufferable tool

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Anytime I see these types of terrible pics, I think of the planning this self-important asshole agonizes over while the struggling gig photographer has to keep their eyes from rolling out of their head.

Peak narcissism and vanity, utterly shameless.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having had a tesla as a company car for a year, I wouldn't even dare put too much pressure on that front hood let alone sit on it 😭 just pressing it closed felt like I was gonna put a dent into it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Bro already has an ass-dent in his swasticar that you can see in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Is getting up at 5am supposed to be a flex? I'm a morning person and wake up at 5 every day just because my body is done sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Couple of losers who suck at sleeping in!

Actually I'm a night owl and people have different sleep schedules and they aren't anything to brag about. People who brag about being morning people like the douche on the csr hood are the worst.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Kids wake me up before 6 every day too, including weekends! I might have to go find a Tesla to sit on

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