this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And why am I colorblind? It's orange, u fish!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To honor your inner beauty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Delicious, savory inner beauty...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Serve that beauty up on a cedar plank and damn...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ppl: Uh um, well...

Salmon: How did you know pink was my favorite color!

ppl: Uh, what?

Salmon: Yeah! All the prettiest flowers are pink! I also like the sense of calm the color instills, the feminine yet loud conveyance, the fact that it's the color of my birth stone...

ppl: oh, well, that's pretty cool

Salmon: And the fact that it reminds me of the blood of my enemies, and awakens my chaotic and violent nature upon seeing it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pink like your favourite food!