Because they are in the trunk.
(Magats are human traffickers)
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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I've seen one on my town with a little boy in the seat. Right before they got in, another little boy yelled "EWW A, CYBERTRUCK", fully having no idea (same as everyone else around) that the owner and his son were about to enter it from 10-15 paces away.
Everyone laughed at the boy's outburst... Then the owner got to the truck and there was a short, louder laugh followed by everyone pretending nothing happened and looking away.
This was months ago. These days I think people would keep laughing, and possibly point.
I have. It was two of the most typical, thumb looking, dad-vibe white dudes you can imagine.
Cuz if you do they burn alive
I would be embarrassed to be seen in one
that's why you get tinted windows
Weird, now that you mention it I haven’t either.
I hate to admit that my wife has a cousin who is a huge Tesla fan that owns both a Model Y and one of these stainless-steel refrigerators on wheels. He regularly drives around with his two young sons strapped into the back seat…
Aren't there child endangerment laws in your country?
With Trump & Musk running things?
It's mandatory
There's one in my city I've seen twice now, driven my a tiny elderly woman with purple hair. I am compelled to know more about her and how she came to drive a cyberturd even though doing so may ruin my day.
She’s the infamous hacker known as 4chan and she got into solana early
I'm sure there is a swasticar adaptation out there.
Never seen a cybertruck in general
I saw one in person for the first time a few days ago and literally just started laughing. They're even worse than they seem in the pictures.
you lucky duck
Hailon Musk just couldn't get that box full of shit (including driver) approved for roads in Europe
You are fortunate
Same. Two of them around Oakville. Always alone. Mostly seem to just be driving around the block and not actually going anywhere.
Sad
There's one in my neighborhood and everytime I see it I can't help but laugh.
But can confirm it's always just one dude, never seen a passenger