A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!
I can see no way one could know about the cybertruck to buy it without also knowing how stupid Elon is. Even when they announced it, my first thought was "I like the look, but it's a Tesla so fuck that noise."
And yes, I do like how it looks. It's different, and I like the low-poly shape. If it wasn't also a huge piece of shit, made by a racist asshole I'd probably want one. Though I also thought it was half the size until I saw one in person.
On the other hand, driving around with an advertisement saying, "Elon is crazy and this was a bad investment" isn't the worst thing in the world.
There was never a time when the truck was not a stainless steel turd. I have never seen a review (by a technical person, not an influencer wank) that said "buy this truck, it's pretty good."
Elol has been a dipshit for years but ok.
And yet you STILL own it.
Well to be fair, the argument is similar to telling folks about to suffer from client change to sell their property and move. How are they gonna get rid of it? They're probably upside down on it too. Maybe you get lucky and sell it to a wealthy conservative?
I remember seeing too that because of fear of scalpers, Tesla made a lot of Cybertruck buyers sign an agreement saying they wouldn't sell the car for X number of years.
Hey that is life.
Maybe next time don’t invest your money into a fascist. If it took you this long to realize what Elon musk is then shame on you. Little sympathy from me, especially if you still own it.
I don't have much pity for people who are upside down on a vehicle that sells for the price of a Cybertruck
A cyber truck costs more than my house and huge yard did. I started comparing large purchases to the cost of my house, and it makes rich folks seem even crazier. Some people will buy a piece of shit, hazardous car for more than what some houses are worth. My house is in fine condition, too, it's just very small and I got very very lucky with timing and the seller knowing what the property is actually worth.
I agree, I don't have pitty either, I'm just saying they exist now and I imagine you can't just drive it into a lake.
... Well.......
Just yesterday, on a return trip from weekend camping, my wife and I saw like 4 Cybersucks. Also on that same trip, we saw a either a Model 3 or S with a bumper sticker that read "Tesla? Yes. Elon? No." Imagine tanking your company's image so hard that owners have to put fucking disclaimers on their cars. Ford Edsel and Delorean owners had more pride in their purchase.
Not all owners are putting disclaimers - I'm in Vegas this week and the first thing I saw when I left my hotel this morning was a cybertruck with an iron cross on the side. So some of them are into that swastikar lifestyle!
Pre-orders started in like 2019. It is possible you ordered one before it became super obvious Musk was nazi trash, I think? Maybe you could have canceled it later, I don't know. It's possible some people got stuck in the deal.
Buy the ticket, Take the ride!
I'll at least give people with Teslas the benefit of doubt, but if I see you with a Cybertruck I'm going to judge you.
I don’t give Tesla owners any slack. If it took you this long to figure out and see what a shit bag Elon is then shame on you.
He’s been in my book as a shit bag since at least 2018. What have you all been doing the last 7-8 years? Buying Tesla’s? Shame.
I've started seeing the Juniper model Ys in my town. There are people who bought the Cybertruck before he was a nazi, but everyone who owns a Juniper Y was well aware he was a nazi when they bought the car.
It's unfortunate. It's actually a seemingly very cool car.
They might have made a refundable deposit on the truck, it was still refundable and Musk had shown the world he's a moron years before that.
Yeah I put down a deposit on a Cybertruck years ago. Not because I thought it was a cool car, but because it was an EV truck for $40k.
By the time they actually came out at 2.5x the price and Elon started throwing around sieg heils, it was a super easy decision to cancel the reservation.
because it was an EV truck for $40k.
You might like Telo, you can reserve one for $152 and they say they're going to start shipping in 2026.
Plenty of CEOs are morons/assholes. I bought my model 3 after we knew he was an asshole, before it became public knowledge that he was donating to the Trump campaign, but I did buy it used so that he would get as little of my money as possible. Buying a Tesla after we knew he was a nazi is on a different level.
One could argue that anyone who could design the Cybertruck as it is must be crazy.
that would be a shit argument just like tying being a fascist with being mentally ill