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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When raising the kid, make sure to keep telling them “you’re so weird, it’s like you’re not even from here”, and keep feeding them alien-enriched movies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And unnecessarily refer to other people as human. "Oh, you mean Gary? Your human friend from school?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

“Ma’ ar, your human friend Gary is here to hang out, come down the stairs, don’t phase through the floor”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, and if you don't clean your room, I'm going to go get the kryptonite.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Which Kryptonite?