Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm totally steeling this joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that's actually a textile cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Or an apprentice Locksmith cat.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes they forge new relationships.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

That's nuts.