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Language snobs be like
Java is too verbose, Assembly is best ๐ฅด
Ok nobody actually wants to write Assembly, but that's still what they sound like. Optimizing for number of characters you'd have to type if you used a text editor instead of an IDE, and dumb shit like that.
The Java hate is not about wanting to type fewer characters; it's about FactoryFactory-type boilerplate nonsense adding conceptual bloat that obscures what the unit of code is actually trying to accomplish.
Missed the opportunity to draw in a teapot for HTML.
Error 418
spoiler
I am not a teapot.
C#: So you just took java's essay and changed the name?
/s
remove the /s switch, it's funnier