Everyone does, they're just quiet about it.
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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This is satire, right? I want to believe homeschooled kids are not as bad as they are often pictured
Homeschooled kids are bad because they fart?
Somewhat unrelated, but I do find it funny that farts aren't considered acceptable, but sneezes and coughs are. Like, farts have an extra barrier in the form of your clothing (assuming you're not at a nudist colony or bathhouse) and won't make other people sick. I guess it's just because they're stinky.
I vote to normalize farting with an "excuse me", and saying "bless you" to people when they fart.
It's much easier to suppress farting than the involuntary reflexes of coughing and sneezing.
Except while sneezing and coughing.
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Go to the bathroom between passing periods and let one out.
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Improve your diet, donβt drink carbonated drinks.
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