"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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That must be a nightmare to clean.
Assuming they even clean it
You think that's shadows?
You don't. You put the toilet in first, then you raise the walls!
Was gonna say the same thing
You need to reverse into this toilet naked, all buttered up
Toilet not suitable for Americans.
You mean the nation that doesn't even make the top ten when it comes to obesity?
You realize my fat ass is never gonna leave that room without the fire department intervening, right?
This one has shower built in.
Full listing, at around USD$214,000:
So you put one portal down the toilet, one portal on the bottom of the bucket, and boom. Infinite shower.
why
A lot of Asian homes don’t have a dedicated shower stall, as building spaces tend to be very limited.
Wet rooms are pretty common in Korea, and probably a lot of dense cities. The whole bathroom is treated as the shower, and there’s a drain in the center of the room.
Not saying I like it, but it’s not like this is some landlord special.
One of my old coworkers had an issue with that when he was visiting the US. He was at his hotel room and he did not put the shower curtain on the inside of the tub and basically did not even use it and went about showering all willy nilly. He finished up and there was a bunch of water on the floor and he kind of just assumed the drain was slow. The other person staying in the room from the US went into the bathroom and wondered why the fuck the shower curtain was on the outside of the tub. My coworker was from India and just thought the curtain was there to cover you if someone wanted to take a leak.
Cultural differences. Like the Korean ones, Indian bathrooms are generally designed to drain water from the whole floor, but instead of the center, the floor usually slopes down slightly to drain in a corner.
In the ones that do have a wet area - like in higher end hotels, there's usually a glass door as a separator.