this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

As a kid, this would be insanst

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You son of a removed, I’m in !

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really ? We’re censoring words now ? Fackin hell

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait they auto edited your curse word out?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes they did ! That was automatically done

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This community is teaching me that custom everything is not actually a good idea. At least not when it comes to reselling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Homeowner: I want to live in Casa Bonita meets Legends of The Hidden Temple.

Contractor: How much you got?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's a house that they built exactly how they wanted. Selling be damned, and now they have to sell it.

I also wonder what all our clicks do to the analytics. "wow, my house is popular! I can sell it for more!" Nah man, we were just laughing at it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I do prefer my living room not feeling like the interior of a zoo terrarium, even from the outside. I also like flat floors without pebbles.
A lot of the details of the house are lovely in isolation, that's just a lot going on, and I don't want to know how you clean the faux-rock surface.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

More of a traditional New Mexico Pueblo apartment, especially with the ladder, Adobe and vigas. Check out Mesa Verde, Chaco Canyon, Bandelier National Monument or Taos Pueblo.

Love how their write up is “Cash flow like crazy with the ultimate Airbnb/VRBO.”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a playhouse pueblo inside that’s probably an actual pueblo. I’d bet this is a fairly expensive place around Santa Fe or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's much weirder than that - it's a bizarre take on an adobe mixed with modern house, in Wisconsin. The Zillow link is in the post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Picture 1 to 7 look normal enough, then it just becomes a theme park zone backdrop for mine cart ride

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I like the fake waterfall in the pool. It's like they told the contractor they wanted a real waterfall and there wasn't room, so he came up with a creative solution.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay but kid me would've loved having that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Put some string lights and other decorations, it'll look quite cozy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I probably would too, but the resemblance to a shelter you would have expected to see in someone's garden in London in the 1940s was too fun not to share.