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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
Client: You ever get to the end of the forest temple? Tradie: Say no more.
I think such a toilet is quite possible. Apparently this is a basement room in which the floor was made of earth. It’s just that those who made the toilet didn’t bother to fill the hole before concreting it.
I'm always up for a toilet challenge but draw the line at anything that could be from a horror film.
It's like that bathroom from Parasite, but somehow worse
I don't even understand how you would end up with something like that.
They hired their friend’s cousin’s roommate’s brother who was a “really good” general contractor in a county with no inspections.
Seems like it is some sort of optical illusion.
Except it isn't.
Looks like a restroom from an old skating rink from the 1970s. They put an uphill slope to the urinals. You'd be peeing and start rolling backward. That place smelled of urine. I hope the owner regretted that decision every day he owned it.
He loved it
That toilet is on top of what?
I don't want this to be real, but I know it is because of the pixels.
If digging the hill to set a foundation was too much work, I'd hate to know what the rest of the building (and plumbing and electrical) looks like. But who am I to judge without knowing the situatuon... maybe it was a mountain made of diamond.
maybe it was a mountain made of diamond.
People are selling Minecraft real estate now? Damn.
Finally a bathroom that is as constipated as I am!