The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore
Make Orphan Crushing Great Again
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this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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Of course it's a mystery. An honest discussion about why orphan-crushing machines need to exist would lead to an honest discussion about where your society's pain really comes from.
And the owner class doesn't want that discussion to happen. Because it would come out that they don't pay their fair share of the tax burden, which would keep orphan-crushing machines from existing in the first place.
Hey that orphan-crushing machine is a constitutionally enshrined right. I have the right to mount that thing on wheels and drive it around to crush up orphans wherever I want! And if somebody tries to stop me and gets caught up in and jams the mechanism, I have the right to sue his estate for damages!
Yeah, because everybody knows the obvious answer. It's untethered capitalism. And no it hasn't always been that way. Politicians weren't always whores for the rich. That's a rather recent development that can absolutely be stopped by the will of the people.
As much as I respect your argument; the Romans. Or any civilisation really. It literally has always been that way.
I don't know enough about Roman politics to contradict but "any civilisation really" is definitely too broad of a stroke.
Greed and corruption has been around for as long as land and money have.
Sure. But it only really becomes a problem in very large communities. A chieftain overseeing 50-100 villagers isn't as easily corrupted.
At that point, the scale is just different. That's when the brother of the chief gets to build his new hut on the nice hill.
Lol, that's the mildest form of corruption I can imagine.
But do you really think a village has zoning laws in the first place?
At that scale, it's also much easier to just remove the chief's son from his hut on the "nice hill". And the chief along with him. Scale being the key factor is the essence of my argument.
Listen, we here are Orphan Crushing Incorporated are a family business...
Will nobody think of the jobs in the orphan crushing industry?
That's more commonly a US thing and it's like, "Americans saved from America." whether health, education, or some basic social service that's being used for profiteering.
Give man a fish and they call you a communist. Create a baby crashing machine and they call you shrewd businessman. Or something like this.
That's the subreddit I'm missing here...
What's a subreddit?
... the orphan-crushing one?
r/OrphanCrushingMachine was a popular subreddit inspired by this tweet
Haha oh boy, I had no idea, and it took almost a day before anyone mentioned it. Now I know.