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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Tom Pyler
D. Burger
Ron-Tim Ero
Grace Condition
Dave Eloper

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I am missing the occasional "ass licker" or "cox ucker"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Also the list of attendants to the latest trump rally with online registration. Along with names like Ray Schist and Notta Baught.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Heather Net should better go back to her networking course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Your forgot Terry Davis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Munchma Quchi

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm missing:
Ann Vars
Reed Hucks
Martin Fowler
Mike Ross Evergees
Anybody got a clue?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Mike Ross Erveeces = microservices :)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  1. Env vars (maybe)
  2. Redux
  3. The dude himself
  4. Not sure
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The dude himself

yeah, I did a double take reading this in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh the comment misspelled it, yep that's the one. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That one was hard. I had to keep reading it aloud for about half an hour...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

I'm reminded of the character names that show up in MIT CS textbooks, like Alyssa P. Hacker ("a Lisp hacker") and Eva Lu Ator.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled Mai S. Cuell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Its pronounced Maya Squeue Elle