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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This C++ message has an urgency vibes to it:

"Segmentation fault!! Drop the Nuclear Reactor quick!!"

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Embedded C entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

// I am responsible for every byte of this code and still don't know why this line breaks everything.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Your loop had a race condition, so we let the smoke out for you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Ho hoo, that isn't smoke, it's steam, from the steamed rams we're having! Mmm, steamed rams.

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