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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How about all of it just Canada?

If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

God, please let this happen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's what free trade is for.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like Canada should only be getting 1-2 states south but not 3, along with the northern part of California.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Then again, their current providence are pretty large in comparison to the states....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

As an Ohioan, I am not upset about this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's pretty cold in Colorado already, can we join Canada too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We’re really both. Can we just be shared? I’ll get a dual citizenship.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Grant's Pass is the new San Diego? Love it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Welllll we would debate the 'canadianness' of people visiting Florida. They're probably Albertans. :-p

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry!

Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don't speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I'll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not Canadian yet. Where's that?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now watch Shoresy and translate some of that. It's not High French, let's say!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

If my state becomes part of Canada, I'd be cool with that!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I agree with the mehmes’ vibes, but I wish people would remember all those lines are invisible and made up. It’s just 1 species.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder who California would chose, I would have thought Canada but I’m not sure anymore

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be a toss up since San Francisco is full of tech bros like Seattle and Portland, and the movie business does a lot of filming in Vancouver BC.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would imagine they would choose Mexico to honor their heritage. IIRC California (like Texas) used to be part of Mexico to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nope. Agreed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

As long as its one or the other I'm happy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

God yes please

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the reality is "countries are made up and we own nothing"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Countries are like religions except their believers are WAY more likely to employ violence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crusades and 1300s Pirates checking in yet?

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