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Unifying north America (lemmy.ca)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Good Ending.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!

Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.

I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dont forget the American cartels.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Same. But at least we’re close to the border.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Vertical Split is what is needed.

Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )

Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )

---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----

MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )

Western United North American States ( WUNAS )

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

CUMMASS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?

Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The United State

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

estado unido

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I think we should give Mexico more of the midwest and Canada more of the shores.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could live with that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yo, real talk,

Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We need somewhere to put the Albertans.

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