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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn the Onion is on fire lately.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So is Gaza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well played. uptoot for you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

uptoot

Why have you done this?