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Sovcit is waiting for payment. (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So many forms to fill out, they need to streamline the process like the music industry did and just use a single secret code to pay for everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Ahahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am convinced that this whole sovcit thing was a joke that was concocted by 4chan and it just got a little out of control.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well it dates back to the 1970s so no, but I'm sure they've made it worse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We had Mongolian basket weaving back in the 70's.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The problem is we can't seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.

I really love this line. It's just so unthinkable to them that the covcit legal rituals don't work they never even consider the possibility.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

They are SO close to getting a revelation...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

The super secret contact: master of special forms, sayer of secret words, user of Balance of Natural.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 8 months ago

"We cannot make contact with anyone who has successfully used our sovcit bullshit to magically acquire a house without paying any money."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have two questions:

  1. Huh?
  2. What?!
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Can you find anyone who completed the process lol.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows for a fact that humans can fly if they believe hard enough while flapping their arms and jumping from the tallest building in town. The problem is that we can't seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No, you throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Not surprisingly, this is how you orbit a planet. You just need sufficient horizontal velocity such that the planet curves away from you as fast or faster than you fall towards it. So you are falling, and continually missing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Whoops! WHEEEEE-HEHEHEEEEEEE!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why did bother taking out a mortgage when I bought my house? I could have just ignored it with some magic paperwork! Sheesh, what a waste of money.! 😁

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Disco Stu is waiting for information from you.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That last sentence by the commenter speaks volumes, doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Well, it makes sense if you think about it, logically.

All the people who have completed the process are too busy driving their new car to their new home to be responding to Facebook messages.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We’ve stolen underpants and are stuck at step 2, “???”.

Surely someone has gotten to step 3.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Like how could you believe this is real? Crazy sovcits.