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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's an open secret in media training that "no comment" as a response to a question is in fact a comment. Clients are usually advised to just say nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I would be a terrible client for a PR firm. Media would ask me for a comment, and I'd make up some goofy sound effects they could quote.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

"What do you say about the rape allegations against you?"

"Womp Womp"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's a good NOFX song...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I'm not going to dignify that with a response." isn't a pleasantry either, it's a more brief form of "Just so we're clear, I'm not distracted and I did hear you, I'm just ignoring you."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 days ago

Use your context clues.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

No time for pedantry

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“No time for pleasantries” isn’t a pleasantry. It’s just a statement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm not going to post a reply to this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You haven't been in a situation with no time for pleasantries then. I agree as a polite excuse it qualifies. As a statement of fact you should sit down, shut up, and see what you can do to help.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah. Kinda falls in a grey area of colloquialism. I wouldn’t say it comes off as friendly on its own.

It’s more… neutral? Either way…. Didn’t mean to split hairs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The literal-minded still struggling with figurative speech, I see.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

What do you see?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

tailored* response

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s time for one pleasantry. Good day, sir.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

That's two.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

"But you just did! ...wait!"