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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I'm a beekeeper. Fuck this stupid "humanity fuck yeah" bullshit. We trick the bees into staying in the hive. They do not accept or know anything about us stealing their honey. I work very hard to ensure that they don't leave the hive via swarming. I participate in bee eugenics by controlling which queens I allow to continue laying, executing those that are not laying enough, laying too much, or producing offspring with bad temperaments. It's a constant battle against their will to be free.

I'm a bee slave owner.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

LIB

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Lol. Fair enough.

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