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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

well congratulations, you are now.

hello illiterate, i'm fest

[–] [email protected] 79 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I, on the other hand, just want to experience this now.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So...break my septum?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Just snort cocaine. Less painful. In the short term anyway.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

It’s not as though I can stop you…