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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(I have low standards)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, are you a cigarette?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Why? Because I'm smoking?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because being around you gave me cancer.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

*had.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I'm drooling on you

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Wait Wait... No

Cause I'm objectifying you so much it's life threatening, but it's ok cause society normalized me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Nailed it

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

Haha thanks you too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You are what you... What you eat?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I've seen someone do that. A whole pack.