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Transcriber (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 232 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wait until they find out about transparent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

How in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place????? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[–] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or transplants

[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or the transitive property

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

What about transitive pictographic verbalisations?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don't even get me started on translators

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Next they'll try processing a transaction.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or transmission in their trucks

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or the transgender.

Wait…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or that cars are transportation...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Or maybe just their transmissions, cars don't really need those

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Honestly I'm not sure they even get it, so maybe they should