Vampires

For as long as there have been movies, there have been vampire movies. Obviously, not every vampire movie will be good. Or even tolerable. Or should ever have been made at all.

I was browsing through the vampire movies available on Tubi and found classics such as Vampire Time Travelers, Planet of the Vampire Women, and Aleta: Vampire Mistress. You're welcome to watch those movies if you want, but it got me thinking... what is the worst vampire movie you actually sat through and watched to the end?

For me, it was probably Dracula 3000.

The poster made me think there'd be a cyborg vampire or something, and it stars Casper Van Dien and Coolio, how bad could it really be? Turns out, pretty bad. And there aren't any cyborg vampires either. So disappointing. I did watch it all the way to the end though.

So what horrible vampire movie(s) have you actually watched?

(For anyone who just can't resist, here's a trailer for Planet of the Vampire Women and Aleta: Vampire Mistress. I actually can't find a trailer for Vampire Time Travelers but I assume that's for the best. Also, I wasn't trying to focus only on the low budget softcore vampire movies in the picture for this post, I was just going for the most ridiculous posters. I could've just as easily used Hood Vamps, Samurai Priest: Vampire Hunter, Vampire Riderz, or Vampyrz on a Boat. Seriously, there's a lot on Tubi.)