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Relationship Goals! (midwest.social)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

kiss and tell that but replace heat with saliva, easier, faster, and don't require a septum hole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Saliva comes out of you, septum hole goes through you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

but being romantic rarely means taking the fast route, especially when there's a septum hole involved