Today I dreamt everyone saw my naked body and then stopped talking to me. I suppose out of disgust. Their loss, I'm a hottie. Weird dream nonetheless. 
I have a pseudo reoccuring dream where my home is non-linear, doesn't make sense and usually on every wall there's a door, and strangers keep coming in. I always try so hard to stay in, but they tell me to leave or try to force me to. Obviously it's linked to my long standing fear of losing housing, but the architecture is always so absurd, as are the events. Last time I had this dream, I had a support dog going around with me, and I'm scared of dogs usually, but as long as the dog has a non dog face it's okay, and this was a pug, which is also sad because pugs have inherent health issues.
Please spoiler if you have scary dreams. I'm a softie. >/////<
There are two really horrible nightmares I remember, but I think it's best to not share them and instead share some funnier ones.
There was a variant of the "every copy of SM64 is personalized" story wherein cartridges included a laundry tag saying either "machine washable" or "non-machine washable". The "machine washable" cartridges included, like, blood letting and a level taking place in a bloody human intestine (and yes, it was hyperrealistic).
I was getting stalked and harassed in some way by a super hacker called ERIUQSENOLISPE, whose name was ASCII art made from "every slur in the world". The name is "Epsilon Esquire" backwards, by the way.