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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Them: it's not working

Me: what's not working?

Them: my phone isn't working.

Me: which app? What point? BE SPECIFIC!!

Them: MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING, I CAN'T SIGN IN TO THE APP. IT WON'T LET ME.

Me: cries

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

maintenance life

"the machine doesn't work!"

"what's the alarm code say?"

"it's just not working!"

"what is it supposed to be doing and why did it stop?"

"I didn't do anything, it just stopped!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Probably not plugged in

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

But it's wireless!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

I can feel this in my bones and I have never had to support cell phones.