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Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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  1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I vote for having penis, balls, butt, labia and titty emojis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Where does it end? Anuses (anii?), dildos, ball-gags, pierced v. unpierced, big boobs, small boobs, all in each skin tone…

The eggplant is fine. Maybe a sausage or hotdog would be better in the long run and easier to implement.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Where does it end?

It never ends. We want it ALL!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I mean they have a system where you can long press one and get different versions of it, so you could fit a bunch of them together like piercings or grouping dildos with dicks. Because we also need the various skin tones and styles so everyone feels included.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Big dicks, small dicks… Long-press for various skin tones and degrees of erectness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The longer you press, the longer it gets?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Unironically all great suggestions