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Fuck it, cut the funding for everything! Hey conservatives, you say small government is good, you know what's even better? Even smaller government. And it doesn't get any smaller than no government. Just abolish the whole thing. Go full on ancap! Let the market decide. If the army can't deliver a return on investment, let it go bankrupt! Navy? You'd get a better ROI turning those carriers into luxury cruise ships. If Congress can't turn a profit, fire them. Senate? More like Se-not! Presidency? Just have a CEO instead. CIA, FBI, NSA, ICE? Welfare queens! Time for them to earn their own living competing on the free market instead of mooching off the taxpayer dime. And definitely none of that woke NED or USAID garbage!