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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Two heads? And no butt?

I would believe it more if it was an animal with 2.3i butts. :-P

Now, I know what you are thinking - that doesn't exi... (hold my beer):

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Sounds like all the JavaScript I’ve ever seen.