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Kick your feet up and drop a shitpost off at [email protected], meme in [email protected] or chill with the cats of [email protected]

If you saw my comment about the pitch fork, here you go: ------E (deluxe upgrades are extra)

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ETA Context: https://lemmy.world/post/24558150

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (11 children)

I've started a community, can I have my blackjack and hookers now please?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

You seem to have misunderstood, it's the person who started the community who is supposed to provide the blackjack and hookers ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

But by that logic, you started the instance. Where's the instance-level blackjack and hookers? I demand a refund!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lol nah it was TheDude who started the instance, I'll have to check with him about that and get back to you

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Look, this is classic blame shifting. I'm on to your tricks! You just wait, I'm gonna be leaving a review about this on FediYelp!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Just wait until you find out that the admins have been keeping all the blackjack and hookers to ourselves ๐Ÿคซ

Dessalines told us it was okay because we were the vanguard party.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just wait until you find out that the admins have been keeping all the blackjack and hookers to ourselves ๐Ÿคซ

Definitely not a thing.

Anyway, these instances don't run themselves, back to the grindstone...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm summoning [email protected]. They'll get to the bottom of this!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They've been suspiciously quiet for 9 months now. I don't want to read too much into that but... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing suspicious at all! It's election season, they have paying work to do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh indeed, nothing much has happened in the last 9 months that could be construed as a conspiracy. I'm sure they'll spring back into action when these dull, uneventful times end.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Indeed! It's practically a curse to be living through such uninteresting times as these.

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