My idiot barber because he read in some newspaper rag that "kids won't be able to call their parents mom/dad" (my guess is that schools won't use the the terms mom/dad in their correspondence to be more inclusive).

I wished him good luck and I hope he really likes AKs as he's sent straight to the front as cannon fodder for little dear Putin.

He was obviously not entirely serious but was certainly swallowing some bullshit provoked outrage.