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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like you got a visit from the free kebab fairy, you lucky duck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Tomorrow visits the...

Harpic fairy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oo never been visited by the kebab fairy before! Although I'm not sure how much I trust a fairy to make a good kebab. It's a well known fact that the best kebabs come from a bloke covered head to toe in hair with a thick Lebanese accent who calls you friend at least twice per sentence and says he's doing you a good deal. of course, for this to be true he also needs to be working out of a very small food truck parked in front of the dodgiest servo in the dodgiest part of town

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It’s also 2am, you are far from sober, and utterly convinced that ordering in a made up accent gets you a bigger kebab. Uni was fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or a not so free trip to the GI ward if it’s been sitting a bit in this heat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I have no clue how long it's been put there. Could've been up to 3 hours. Though it was wrapped in foil so I'm sure I'd be fine if I ate it