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Ok that reminded me of this joke:
A guy hears a knock on his door, he answers it and nobody's there. "Damn kids," he says. Then he notices a snail on the doormat, picks it up and throws it over the fence.
Six months later there's another knock on the door. When he answers it there's nobody there, but the snail is on the mat again. The snail looks up and says, "So... what was THAT all about?"